Wdidln?

Umm

I moved to...

Umm

Hollywood recently from Boston, where I grew up, and I heard about these wild Hollywood parties that people would have.

I didn't think they were true until I went there and started having them.

Anyway

This is a song about a crazy night that I had a couple months ago

Its called "What did I do last night?"

Yeah

What the fuck did I do last night?

I cried myself to sleep

It was a good one

I like the word poop

Sorry

We are getting edgy.

I like the word poop, because when you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion your butthole does when it poops

Poop

Not my best

Probably my worst.

When did my mother describe gay sex to me?

Good question.]

I was 8 years old

I have a joke for that

I was 8 years old

She sat me down at the dinner table

She was very mature about it

She said "Do you know how your father and I love eachother"

"Of course, you and dad love eachother more than people could possible love eachother"

She said, "well, 2 men can love eachother in the exact same way your father and I love eachother"

What happens when 2 men love eachother?

Well

They take off all of their cloths

They get in the bed

And

SHIT ON THE BIBLE

So I dont really talk to her any more