Too Much Drama

Hot step moms and surrogate dads

It breaks my heart to see him so sad

Lying alone in his room with a frown on

Reruns show him what he's missing out on

If life could be, like he sees it on T.V.

He wouldn't have to hurt so bad

Hurt so bad cause

It's too much drama

It's too much drama, dad and mama

Traded back and fourth until he turns 18

It's too much drama

The kid don't need a new step grandma

So he joins a family on the screen

Can't you see?

Too many parents leave

Too many sets of parents leave

A kid who can't believe

How they can think that he can take it

It's all he can do to fake it

Out for a weekend with real dad

But the only thing real is how real bad

He just wants his life to be black and white

Those people never fight

If he could xerox

A home from the talking picture box

He wouldn't have to hurt so bad

Hurt so bad cause

It's too much drama

It's too much drama, dad and mama

Traded back and fourth until he turns 18

It's too much drama

The kid don't need a new step grandma

So he joins a family on the screen

So he turns to T.V. for help and for guidance

A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus

Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool

From Doogie he learned that he must go to school

Three's Company taught him that just acting gay

Could lower the actual rent he would pay

Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbour

Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer

It's too much drama

It's too much drama, dad and mama

Traded back and fourth until he turns 18

It's too much drama

The kid don't need a new step grandma

So he joins a family on the screen