Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate

When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down the clubhouse drive

Past the pool and the 18th green

And in the parkin' lot

I said it's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer

She said I'm glad you asked

But I'll have to pass

'Cause only members are allowed in here

And I said

I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey I'm a bonafide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

Lord, you look so invitin'

Thought it might be excitin'

For a woman with a limousine

To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck

With a man in wore out jeans

It's five o'clock before Friday night

Here's where the fun begins

So don't worry 'bout your reputation

'Cause you can tell all your friends

I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey I'm a bonafide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well I'm a member of a country club

Yeah I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey I'm a bonafide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well I'm a member of a country club

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well I'm a member of a country club