One of These

One thing leads, the other follows

And I don't know which one I should be

And does it really count if I choose to be none

I don't see why not

Can't imagine why it can't be

Why it can't be so easy to

I don't feel so good

Think I have to call into work

Think I have to roll in the dirt tonight

One of these

Can't put my finger on

'Cause it doesn't sit right

I don't know which one

Think I have to get rid of both

Wouldn't want anyone to choke on

I don't feel so lucky

Think I never had what it took

Think I never wanted it anyway

Can't imagine why it can't be

Can't imagine why it can't be

Why it can't be so easy

One thing leads, the other follows

And I don't know which one I should be

And does it really count if I choose to be none