Gimme a Ride to Heaven Boy

Well I's all caught up with myself

On the highway at night

Drivin' like a bat outta hell

When I beheld an amazing sight

Was a lonely apparition

By the roadside, standin' there

With a thumb out in the wilderness

And a halo in his hair

He said gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I'll show you paradise

Gimme a ride to heaven boy

My name is Jesus Christ

So I come screechin' to a halt

I said, hop on in

He said thanks a lot for the lift

I forgive you of your sins

Hell, I just come from Jerusalem

Where things are goin' bad

Ah, gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I need to talk to my dad

Yeah, gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I'll show you paradise

Gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

My name is Jesus Christ

Well I didn't know what to do

So I jammed her down in gear

Kinda kicked my feet beneath the seat

I was tryin' to hide the beer

But he just grinned and said, my friend

I know you must think it's odd

But you got nothin' to fear

About drinkin' the beer

If you share it with the Son of God

Yeah, gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I'll show you paradise

Gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

My name is Jesus Christ

Well I saw good news in his baby blues

So I stomped it on the floor

Said you have to show me how to get there

I ain't been before

It's a hard place to find, he said

But I'll give you a little clue

It ain't somewhere up in the air

It's sittin' right here inside with you

And then right in the middle of that perfect smile

From his robes, he pulled a gun

Stuck it up beside my head

Said how's this for Kingdom Come

Well I pulled off scared, but I heard him say

As he left me beneath the stars

Well the Lord moves in mysterious ways and tonight, my son

He gonna use your car

Yeah, gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I'll show you paradise

Gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

My name is Jesus Christ

Yeah, gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

I'll show you paradise

Gimme a ride to Heaven, boy

My name is Jesus Christ