Cocaine Man

14th of June, 1912, I woke up feeling sprightly

Woke out of bed, thought, "Mama, you've done me proud"

Looked over the kitchen sink, thought wow, that's my house

I paid the mortgage, it's mine

Got up, cup of coffee, went down nice, didn't it?

Made me feel a bit moodkey

Then I stood up straight and proud, and I knew I was a man

Thought, "Mama, you've done me proud"

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man

We wear friendly smiles all night

Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain

Pray it never stop

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man

So the car pulls up and I go downstairs

I'm wearing my best trousers and I'm feeling happy

Sunlight is shining down

I'm wearing Topsham blue shoes

With a crisp lime trouser line

Beautiful it is, the day's beautiful too

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man

We wear friendly smiles all night

Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain

Pray it never stop

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man

Crash bang, when I meet her, she's beautiful, she is

She stands alone, not caring who's looking

Her name's Rebecca Trollop and I fall right into her trap

Bang, it's disgusting

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man

We wear friendly smiles all night

Get bladdered on Lucifer's grain

Pray it never stop

Here comes the cocaine man

Here comes a man