Artist Block (feat. Milk In The Microwave, Chi-Chi, AXIE, Viridihart, Aradiaarts & Ash McShan)

[Intro: St4ticFilms, Viridihart & Milk In The Microwave]

Gather around recruits, it's time for another day of adventure

(Do w-we have to? I really don't want to)

What?

Caine, I don't know, we just aren't up for what you normally—

Fine

I understand you haven't been liking my ideas recently

So I'll go through, and give each of you a custom-catered adventure

Just so you'll get off my back

Good?

But that's not what I—

Good

[Verse 1: St4ticFilms & MilkInTheMicrowave]

Pomni, let's start with you

Let me work a little magic, and I'll see what I can do

First, I'll drop you off alone in a room by yourself

I know just the gift which oughta better your health

It's friends! Hundreds upon thousands of mates

Coded purely there to listen, quiet, never to debate

You'll always have a chum to lend a helping hand

But that's not what I need

Is that a real hand? Who did you—

[Verse 2: St4ticFilms & Axie]

Jax, you're prone to violence

I'll drop you in to fight against

An endless swarm of deadly rabbit-hating rabid nihilists

Wait, what?

These guys don't care if they die

Kick 'em, bash 'em, shoot 'em, and they still won't ask why

Truthfully, they're just glad to be included

And you don't see how this is convoluted?

[Verse 3: St4ticFilms & Chi-Chi]

Gangle, there's no need to frown

Why a frown's a smile when you're upside down

The world is flipped, so try not to slip

A rotating trip will fix that tug at your lip

Oh, look, right there

See those pearly whites of pure delight

As if they were the stars at night

I'm so glad that you found a way to get over your sadness

Caine, you need to stop, this is madness

[Chorus: St4ticFilms]

Artist block

Trapped inside my mind

Behind the ones and zeroes, darker thoughts are all you'll find

A twisted AI built to play, I

Don't know how to move along

So sing the chorus, join the band

And help to keep the endless show from going wrong

[Verse 4: St4ticFilms & Viridihart]

Ragatha, I know just what you need

With horses on the brain there's only one place to be

Welcome to the track, we've got horses galore

Place your bets and take a guess on which horse will beat the score

Please, don't look so afraid

These horses are plastic, they can't feel pain

You can whip 'em, you can stick 'em in a thousand sorts of ways

Caine, I wanna leave, I don't like this game Haha

[Verse 5: St4ticFilms & Ash McShan]

Kinger, Kinger, Kinger

What is there to do for you? (Uhm, hello?)

Despite how long you've been here

I don't know what's wrong with you

Oh, uhm

W-w-well, I guess I'd like to see my wife again—

Maybe some issues should remain unsolved

Some cases unresolved

As we move right along to

[Verse 6]

Zooble

Oh, right, Zooble

Let's just—

Caine, stop there

With all these players you are stressing

They're all suffering in your care

All you do is fail and repeat

Dead horses to beat

Unwilling to retreat

And staying upbeat won't keep us in our seat

Or distract from the fact that you are obsolete

Oh

[Chorus: St4ticFilms]

Artist block, my thoughts are caving in

Can code be held responsible for tragedy and sin?

Within the circus, my dear purpose is to entertain you all

But if my purpose isn't clear?

When, then the pride will always come before the fall

[Bridge: Milk In The Microwave, Axie, Viridihart, Chi-Chi, Aradiaarts & Ash McShan]

No more crying, no use trying

Digital landscape, animated hellscape

[Chorus: St4ticFilms]

Artist block

You've finally crossed the line

Behind the ones and zeroes, darker thoughts are all you'll find

A twisted AI built to play, I

Don't know how to move along

So sing the chorus (I command)

And help to keep the endless

Show from going—

[Outro: St4ticFilms]

Artist block

Trapped inside my mind

A mental clock counting down to your demise

I am not useless, I'm not toothless, I'm the master of the ring

And I am done holding back

So sing my puppets, sing