If We Were Gay

You know, a lot of people come up to us and say

"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian

You guys wear a lot of spandex

And live together, are you gay?"

Pff, I have to laugh. Haha ha ha haaa

Could you imagine that? If we were gay?

Could you imagine?

A newborn deer runs through a field

A rainbow shines from heaven

A child's smile lights up the room

As Brian blows a dude

A star shoots in from outer space

A puppy licks its mother

A ray of sunshine through the trees

As Brian licks a sack

There would be no sadness

If we were super gay

Just unicorns and magic

If we were super gay

We would all be flying

On a tasteful pink duvet

But mostly Brian (woah, woah, woah)

Mostly Brian's gay

Oh, oh, oh (Brian's gay)

Oh, oh, oh

Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls

One, two balls

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick

Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls

My balls and dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

Dick, oh shit!