Martini

It's been three months and twenty-four days now

Never thought I'd see you on the town

I thought everybody liked affection

I thought I'd pay you some attention

"Luck never keeps its eyes on me," I say to you and you say it back to me

You know I would've saved you a seat

But you left while I was buying a drink

You can't lie to me in such a small town

You talk to her when I turn around

I chase after you down the avenue

You say you miss me but hate my attitude

Damn

Damn

Damn

Damn

Damn

Here we go again

Every single song we makes Your man's anthem

I'm so damn tired

Need to check your damn friend

'Cause these people keep on playin'

Like they don't know what I'm sayin'

What I'm sayin'?

Why the fuck is my fucking name in your mouth?

If our songs are so shit then why the free clout?

No press needed for like five years

'Cause silly bitches running 'round

'Cause the block got my dick hot 'n' alladat

On a couple block lists, yeah, alladat

They ask if I'm phased I say, "No, sorry lad"

The only girlies with taste at the kickback

Heard some geezers that never heard of Weezer

Talkin' 'bout a pint in the pub in Ibiza

Sometimes can't tell work time from leisure

I just need a dirty martini, maybe a liter

Na, na, na-na, na-na-na, na, na, na

Na-na-na, na, na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na, na, na, na-na, na-na-na

Na, na, na-na-na, na, na-na, na-na-na

Na, na, na-na-na, na-na, na, na

Na, na, na-na-na, na-na, na, na