Minnie the Moocher (Theme Song)

Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho (ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho)

Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi (hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi)

Hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee (hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee)

Ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho (ho-dee ho-dee ho-dee ho)

Now she messed around with a bloke named Smokey

She loved him though was cokey

He took her down to Chinatown

He showed her how to kick the gong around (showed her how to kick the gong around)

Ho-dee ho (ho-dee ho)

Hi-dee hi-hi (hi-dee hi-hi)

Wa-dee wee-bo (wa-dee wee-bo)

Ho-dee ho-dee, ho (ho-dee ho-dee, ho)

Now she had a dream about the King of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

A diamond car with a platinum wheel

Wa-dee wee-woo di-way (wa-dee wee-woo di-way

Ohh baby (ohh)

Ohh baby, ooh ooh (ohh baby, ooh ooh)

Ho-dee ho (ho-dee ho)

Now he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses

Each meal she ate was a dozen courses

She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

And she sat around and counted them all a million times

Ho-dee ho-dee (ho-dee ho-dee)

Oh Minnie (oh Minnie)

woo di-way (woo di-way)

Ho-ho (woah doh)

Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min