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We're sitting here with Eazy-E

Believe that

How are you doing?

Alright

So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster?

Ruthless, my style as a juvenile

Ran with a gang, slanged in the meanwhile

Bankin', I specialized in gankin'

Whites, Mexicans, brothers and others

Daily, it's all about comin' up

Makin' sure no punks are runnin' up

(Because I'm a gangster havin' fun)

Strapped with a gat when I'm walkin' through Compton

Terrible, I never listened to my mother

It went in one ear and out the other

Ran my gang, sold undercover

Call a girl out a name, yo I ain't no lover

I'm a pimp, mack daddy, lookin' for the dollar

At 13, I bought a '64 Impala

Rollin' and runnin' from the police

Brother, don't you know you can't trust a thief

Or thug, convict, hoodlum or criminal?

Leave your car open, gank for your stereo

Hard and raw, no regard for the law

(Eazy-E, were you ever caught slipping?)

Hell nah! Just trippin' off 8-ball

And girls ain't nothin' but female dogs to me

Bitches! I'm sorry for that verse

It's in my nature, I gotta curse

Out anybody gettin' on my nerves

You get beat, ganked, broke and served

So, you know who I am

And if you don't like it, I really don't give a damn

Hmm, I see, so you're rather violent?

Sometimes

Okay, what would be the situation when you so-called "gank" someone?

Wait, for some people to leave

I got another trick up my sleeve

Step with pep to the back of the house

Looked in, all the lights are out

Grabbed the door, and it's locked, so

Easily made my way to the window

Lift it up slow 'cause it takes timing

Looked around, and then I climbed in

Once inside, I start takin'

'Cause you know it's no time for shakin'

Get what you gonna get, front and center

Or get five years for breakin' and enter

Move quickly, but no runnin'

Shh, I think somebody's comin'

Hear the front door key, and I flee

Out the back with a fist full of jewelry

Over the wall, don't fall

Wipe my sweat 'cause that was a close call

Gettin' ganked by the E is a lesson

So, is there any more questions?

Yes, as a matter of fact, there is

Have you ever been involved in, like, a armed robbery or a hold-up?

You mean a 211?

Yeah

There's a store, but don't point

Walk inside, case the joint

One man behind the counter, another in the back

Go out to the car and load the gat

Grabbed the ski mask, here's the task

Go in broke, come out with cash

(Were you slick?)

Yeah, you gotta be cunnin'

Told Ice Cube to leave the car runnin'

Walked in, said, "This is a robbery!"

Didn't need the money, it's just a hobby

Fill the bag, homeboy, don't lag

I want money, beer, and a pack of Zig-Zags

The man in the back had a camera

So he came out to test his stamina

Against Eazy-E, but he took one

Fell to the floor, so I run

Back to the bucket, then I said, "Punch it"

Took the gun and then dumped it

I'm not like Robin Hood, 'cause I want more

Steal from the rich, hang with the poor

My pockets are fat, you see, it don't matter to me

I feel like nobody is badder than me

(Is all that true?)

I don't lie

You see, I'm not Mister Nice Guy

Oh, so you're not exactly a role model?

Not exactly

And for your listeners, what does Eazy think of himself?

Bad and bold, you can't get with this

Those that tried, you're on my shit list

Can't be caught, sought, or fought

Taught, and damn, so, what?

Down and dirty from the C-P-T

N-W-A and Eazy-E

One more before we end this session

(What's your real name?)

No more questions!