Hello From Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say,

That you are on my mind.

I know it's stupid to dream,

That you might think of me as a man.

I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.

I can buy my own cigarettes,

I can pluck my own moustache.

I read it's lame to wish,

That you won't walk out on me.

I'm not embarrassed to sing,

Plainly the words love and your name.

I can pay all my own bills,

I can unroll my own tights.

I can untuck all I have to untuck,

I can weep through my own midnights.

I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.

I can buy my own cigarettes,

I can pluck my own moustache.

I can pay all my own debts,

I can rip off my own tights.

I can humiliate myself to your face,

I can weep through my own midnights.