Doghouse

In the world of man in the great rat race

Makes his speeches

Then he does what he please

Winners of the most impart their grace

As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese

Chums lots of flies but why should I mind

Then I get trashed by the whore that's my wife

Can't get enough of kicking my hiney

Life in the canine world

Cats to chase and a bone to bury

Full of doggy stench in this poo, poo place

If I get a piece of tail, I don't want to get married

This is just a doghouse why should I stay?

If these folks are crazy

They try to tell me that they know where it's at

I don't know maybe I'm lazy

This is my doghouse

You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)

I live like a dog

This is my dog house

So, now it's time to go work for the man

I work for the man at the taco stand

I keep on grinding like a dog always does

No place to hide for this American dog

This is my doghouse

You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)

I live like a dog

This is my dog house

When I fricking find what I'm looking for

I dig right in and take my place

Maybe I seem crass and crude

But a dog got to do what a dog has to do

This is my doghouse

You said I'm a dog (this is my doghouse)

I live like a dog

This is my dog house

I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces

Feel like a hydrant on the doggy street

I live in the doghouse, everybody hates me

I want to get laid, but everybody takes me

I'm your dog and you're bitches