Long Street

The people of long street lived very simple lives

They had wonderful natures and were never impolite

Up until the day the juju man came to town

Now check it out as I break it down:

Mrs Lekkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line

So what happened next was definitely like the last thing on her mind

An unfamiliar voice behind her said, 'how do you do?'

'Oh, I'm very well thanks' she replied, 'but now who are you?'

The strange character in the top hat and the long black coat

Duced himself politely and then said,

'On that note, I'd like to show you another something that I doubt you've ever seen

Here take a look at this beautiful machine'

The strange little gadget started changing like magic

Then cleverly made its way up to the clothes line

In the blink of an eye it removed all the clothes

Then spun them around till they were dry

And had them all folded very neatly in no time

'Oh my?', said Mrs Lekkerlegs, who was quite taken aback

And very curious about this character in black

Very soon the whole town was making a scene

About the juju man and his amazing machine?

The next day the Juju man went walking through town

Well aware of what everybody was talking about

He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor

So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit

Now just between you and me the most surprising shit's about to spark

The strangest things have got a habit of coming out of the dark

Just when you expect them least

Lies never rest in peace

Anyway, today was kind of like an important day, ja

Everybody had come to see the juju mans special present for the mayor

He greeted the crowd with a bow then opened his big fat sack

And at that, presented the mayor with a black back-pack

Everybody standing around went: 'ooh!'

The mayor put it on, then was like, 'mm, what does it do?'

All of a sudden, two long metal arms with bright red buttons at the end

Extended from out of the back-pack 'Grab a hold of them my friend?'

The mayor followed the instruction then felt the power surge

As the special metal wings emerged

Then everybody cried out with glee

As the mayor took off clumsily like a bumble-bee

(Meanwhile in the woods: snufflegruff called an important meeting with the boom band .)

Something funny's going on, and we'd better do something about it soon man

There's a humungous metal fungus spreading and everyone's acting weird

And the strangest thing of all is we the only one's who can see it

We gotta do something to get everyone's attention

Then hit them with our super-natural frequency selection

We can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart

And take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard

We could call it: the long street carnival

Cos I know that juju man is definitely up to something horrible

Ok we got quite a lot of stuff to do, so yo come on, let's get busy

The big fish is about to get taken out by some crazy little fishies!

The big day arrived as advertised, and everybody got with the festive vibe

As the sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright

Snufflegruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration

Even some visitors from afar were like, man isn't this amazing??

The speakers bumped as The Boom Band freaked the funk

At all the smiley people feeling the song

Singing along without a care in the world all shouting and clapping

All totally unaware of what was about to happen.

The Boom Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon

The day the machines stopped working was a day no-one would forget soon

A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival

As the juju man emerged from his brand new house on the hill

'AAARRGGHH!!?' he cried like some kind of evil, alien new born

As The Boom Bands incredible, metaphysical vibe revealed his true form

People screamed as the evil fiend morphed into some parktown-prawn-like monster

Whilst emitting an excruciatingly high-pitched shriek, like when you cook a lobster

Most of the crowd scattered, others started praying

But The Boom Band just kept on playing

The creature rose into the air squirming then started spraying

This disgusting smelly yellow stuff as it flew back to its master

With his tail between its legs and everybody lived happily ever after.