My Little Honda 50

My little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

She can do a hundred and fifty, on a windy day

My little Honda Fifty, hit the nitro and she'll shift me

She'll get me away from the squad car any day

Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992

A travellin' man in a caravan said this is the bike for you

He was looking for a hundred pounds, well I gave him ninety two

Well I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by god she fuckin' flew.

My little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty

She'll get you away from the guards any day

Oh my little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty

She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day

Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was lookin' for a couple of parts

Like alloy wheels and a sat-nav and a new push button start

Then I headed down to Robertstown going for a beer

Going down the hill she hit the ton in second gear

I was riding through the Curragh going nive and slow

When I saw the guards behind be, Sergeant Kelly don't you know

I said oh fuck just my luck and I hit the nitro hard

By the time the squad hit Buckets Bridge, I had her up in Brady's yard.