Homeland Security (Skit)

Paging Harold Keir. Paging Harold Keir. Please call to report information from any white courtesy phone or message.Harold Keir, please. All right, come on, people

Whatever you got that is going to set off the metal detector, put it in the bins, push it through your wallets, your keys, your shoes, brassieres, chaps. Wow,wo,wow. Slow it down. I am slow. Okay, hands up. Hands up. All right, look, man, I'm a little late for the flight. Put your hands out. They're out. I understand that. Well? Put your hands out. I just, you know, I don't... Do we have a problem? No, we don't have a problem. I'm just trying to make this flight, man. Whoa. What is this? What is what, man? All right, sir, I'm going to need you to stand perfectly still with your arms outstretched. I haven't moved. Uh, Reyes, I need you down here right away. Grady. God. This is some bullshit. Hey! Watch your mouth, mister. I'm a father. What? Reyes, what does that look like? Does that look like C4 to you? C4? Yeah, the pouch. What the hell? What the fuck is C4? That's what I thought. Sir, turn around. Put your hands behind your head. Nah, man. That you have C4. I'm not turning around, man. That's a fucking Capri Sun