Plucking Daisies

She loves me.

She loves me not

Hey, she loves me!

Eh, she loves me not

She loves me.

She love.

I wonder what this flower would say if it could talk

Besides "ow"

Yo, I need to know if shorty loves me or not

I give her all that I have, and she's all that I got

But I'm confused, what's the answer – is she in or she out?

And is there anybody who can help me figure this out?

I'm livin' in doubt, this situation's drivin' me fuckin' crazy

My mind's racin', shit got me here pluckin' daisies

I said the situation's drivin' me fuckin' crazy

My mind's racin', shit got me here pluckin' daisies

She loves me – and I can see it in her eyes when she looks at me

She seems so happy, makes me feel like romancing

Whether it's under the moon or right beside the candle light

Man, I know I'm right, I swear I see her soul dancing

"She loves you not – and I think I know why

You have to read between the lines, this girl is tellin' you lies

I know when she starin' that her little twinkle is fly

But in the back of her mind she givin' you the evil eye"

Uh uh, she loves me – and there's no way that she's frontin'

The target Cupid was huntin' and for my love she's a glutton

She saves every voicemail that I leave on her phone

I never have to take her out, we spend our time all alone

"Well between me and you, that's somethin' she would do

'Cause quite frankly, she really don't wanna be seen with you

Why else would a chick turn down a trip to the mall?

Yeah she saves your messages, but ain't returnin' your calls"

She don't love you

It's all because Daisy don't love you

It's all because Daisy don't love you (you you)

(In reverse)

...She wants me

She's always there for me when times are bad

"But whenever she's around – times are bad

You gotta listen to me, I'm tellin' you dude

Those words that she mouthed across the room to you was 'elephant shoe'"

But she loves my sense of humor

"You mean the way she laughs at you?"

I'm the best she ever had

"And you believe her?"

'Course I do

"That aint' love, that's an example of lust

A big butt, nice smile, never worthy of trust"

Well some nights the conversation lasts for hours on end

Without turnin' into a fight or argument

"Man you got it all wrong about riffin' with women

With them there's no point in winnin' if they don't respect your opinion"

She gets along with all my friends and shows interest in my hobbies

"Didn't you meet this girl at the Tone show in the lobby?"

Hold up, easy now dawg, slow ya horses

"Stories like this end in divorces

So, please don't force it, if it's meant to it'll be

We all find that perfect someone eventually"

Man I can't believe I fell in love with someone who hates me

I must be crazy gettin' advice from a daisy

I can't believe I fell in love with someone who hates me

I must be crazy talkin' to a fuckin' daisy