Vampire Penguins (Re-Penged)

We've got our liquid socks

We've got erotic clocks

We've got some radioactive self-inflating towels

A psychic billiard cue

And healthcare that is blue

And some deodorant made specially for owls

We've got a bucket full of sperm (We've got a bucket full of sperm)

We've got a band of singing worms (If you can call this singing)

We've got exploding mice

And we've got screaming rice

We've got the ice cream flavor Wеasel Crowbar Ripple

We'vе got CDs that sweat

And porno for your pets

We've got a TV set that plugs into your nipple

But this won't satiate our greed (It just won't satiate our greed)

'Cause there's just one more thing we need ('Cause there's just one thing we need)

Penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Fork over the motherfucking vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

We just won't rest until we have them

We've got inverted squirrels

And nuns with Jerry curls

We've got a neighbor who looks just like shredded wheat

We've got a violent pear

And Satan's pubic hair

We've got a lawyer who's aroused by his own feet

We've got some perfume for your spleen (We've got some perfume for your spleen)

We've got a job for Charlie Sheen (We've got a Charlie Sheen)

We've got electric crayons

And cars made out of bran

We've got a Zip Loc bag of screaming ninja soup

We've got a snail that moans

And boneless ice cream cones

We've got a guy that clones Winona Ryder's poop

Yes, we've collected all of this (Yes, we've collected all of these)

But there is still one thing we need (Just one small thing we're missing)

Penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Fork over the motherfucking vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

Give us vampire penguins

We just won't rest until we have them

(Vampire penguins)