Pool of Stool

"Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!"

Pool of Stool

I slipped and fell into a manhole,

I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo

A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee

To a solid waste management plant

Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee

Pool of Stool

How can anybody stand the smell

A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell

Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew

My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump

Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee

Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell

In the sewer my body is rashing

Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs

The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum

Are spinning and making me dizzy

Swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds,

Swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds

AHHHHHHH!!! Oh fucking no!!!!!