Can't Remember to Forget You Parody

Did you all know that I'm still alive?

I'm making a song so I'm still relevant

Have to shake my ass to disguise the fact that whenever I sing

I sound like I'm yodeling

No one understands me or the words I say it's like I am gargling water

And did you know

I just had a baby wanna see it feed?

Well if you stay

I'll show you, show you, show you

Oh oh oo oh oh

Oh oh oo oh oh

Please don't remember to forget me

Oh oh oo oh oh

Oh oh oo oh oh

I sound exactly like a def girl now

And if you look at me then you will clearly see

That I'm much hotter with my hair straight

Oh oh oo oh oh

Oh oh oo oh oh

Oh no, the secret to my weird voice

P.S. I'm besties with Rihanna

A gig is a gig

Here for the drinks

I'll do anything

If I get paid in advance

I really don't know who Shakira is

I honestly thought this was a Kesha video

Hold on for a second

Hold on for a sec

I need to take a nude for InstaDamn she's a ho

We like putting big brown things inside our mouths.

I think I feel a Oh no!

Ew gross!

Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh We're both having sex with the air now

Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Does anybody have any Pepto?

God these walls feel so good

Nothing beats real hard wood

Oh shit, I just got a splinter

Ohhhh — Ohhhhh!

Oh hell no get off my ho

You can't forget me cause I beat you

That's her right there boys

That bitch stole my voice

Prepare to get your Latin ass sued

I did not steal it

Don't sue me Kermit

I was just borrowing it you asshole

You're gonna do hard time for this horrendous crime.

Nobody fucks with the Muppets!

Oh oh oo oh oh

Oh oh oo oh oh

Who's gonna take my job at the voice?