One Note Song

Kyle Gass: Jack

Jack Black: Yeah?

KG: Do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that aren't really... that are actually robots, living among us?

JB: No

KG: ...that we can't tell

JB: No, we dont have the technology yet. But Rage. Rage. Rage

KG: Yeah?

JB: You know what I was thinking? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song

KG: Yeah?

JB: Check it out, just do what I do

KG: Ok

JB: Just play this note. And then we both keep playing... just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it... and just remember who wrote that song. Me baby, me

KG: Oh

JB: See, it's fucking simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song

KG: Is, uh?

JB: Next song!

KG: How can? But it's one note

JB: Next!

KG: Anybody could have wrote it, anybody could have done that. Its one song, its one note

JB: But guess who did write it... ME!

KG: Yeah but did you... did you write the, the listen

JB: Dude I did, I told you to do the bending every once in a while!

KG: Oh yeah you did

JB: Woohoo, I win!

KG: Shit

JB: I win! One to nothing