Verbatim

I wear women's underwear

And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror

I cross my legs just like a queer

But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya

Oh, what defines a straight man's straight?

Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?

I tell you what a women loves most

It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated

No more listless invitations

I live by a hospital

And every day I go out walking past it's sickly windows

I see people dying there

But my tender age makes it hard to care

Incinerator and a big smoke stack

It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh

All I need is a heart attack

C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated

No more listless invitations

For the love of fuck

For the sake of Pete

Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?

I am the rooster in the morning

I'm the cock of the day

I'm the boxer in the briefs

I'm a 12 ounce steak

Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh

Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo

Ya, it's verbatim

And ya, and it's naked

And ya, and it's shakin'

It shakes, shakes, shakes

Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah

Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah

Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah

Oh-oh, yeah-yeah