Stalin Kicked the Bucket

Old Joe kicked the bucket, he's long gone

He won't worry us from now on

He lived in a place they call Moscow

His number came up and he had to go

Yes, old Joe's dead and gone

He stayed around too long

And nobody now can save his hide

'Cause old Joe laid right down and died

Old Joe won't worry us no more

He killed the helpless by the score

Now I hope he's satisfied

Since old Joe's taken his last ride

Yes, old Joe's dead and gone

He stayed around too long

And nobody now can save his hide

'Cause old Joe laid right down and died

While near the end, he couldn't talk

He's paralyzed and he couldn't walk

He died with a hemorrhage in the brain

They have a new fireman on the devil's train

Yes, old Joe's dead and gone

He stayed around too long

And nobody now can save his hide

'Cause old Joe laid right down and died

Although he was a man of power

He was scared of Eisenhower

So now the devil can retire

'Cause old Joe Stalin will keep the fire

Yes, old Joe's dead and gone

He stayed around too long

And nobody now can save his hide

'Cause old Joe laid right down and died