Hell for Sale!

Hey, you little fool

Come down to me and see

I'll show you my world of things

You never meant to be

Don't fear, just crave for all things

For you to come

If you won't be the same

Before the night is done

So, look all through my place

Say, isn't it nice?

You'll get it free just for a little fee

But I won't tell you thrice

Got sick and tired, my job is done

I quit this life and go

Start another one

I got a Hell for sale

Come down, you won't believe it

Hell for sale, you can buy it

Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it

Hell for sale

So while you're here

I think you feel the special charm

It's dirty cheap and weatherproof

Forever keeps you warm

Got sick and tired, my job is done

I quit this life and go

Start another one

I got a Hell for sale

Come down, you won't believe it

Hell for sale, you can buy it

Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it

Hell for sale

Okay, we start with the first offer at 10 quid

Who bids more? 12 quid

12 for Hell? You gonna be joking

No, okay, you got it

Hey, you little fool

Come down to me and see

I'll show you my world of things

You never meant to be

I got a Hell for sale

Come down, you won't believe it

Hell for sale, you can buy it

Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it

Hell for sale, you can buy it

You can buy it, finally it's yours