Troglodyte

He goes to work on his computer

He thinks about his gun at home

One day he's gonna be a shooter

He's gonna bring his gun to work

He thinks about the ones who wronged him

And the punishments they'll face

But things, they would play out much different

Back in the time when we were apes

Huh

When everybody was a monkey, ha

We had to fight just to survive

And now you got yourself a weapon

You think you choose who lives or dies

But when we had hairy arms and legs

And you were still swimming 'round in a lake

Yeah, you were still a troglodyte

You just evolved a bit too late

You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyte

You ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte

Oh

He says he don't believe in science

He thinks that all the news is fake

And late at night he sits on his computer

And writes about the things he hates

But if it was a million years ago

And we were still living in caves

You would not be welcomed by the other apes

'Cause you evolved a bit too late

You ain't no ape, you're a troglodyte

You ain't no ape, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte

Yeah, you're a troglody-ay-ay-yte

Yeah, you're a, yeah, you're a

Yeah, you're a t-t-t-t-troglodyte

Oh, oh, ha-ha-ha-ha

Troglodyte