Mummy Invasion

Wake one day, get out of bed

Drop your Choc Dip as you look outside

There's a glowing pyramid on the edge of town

It's presence there comes as a surprise

Bony hands that claw and scrab, dessicated devils from the past

Anachronistic corpses escaped from the lab, stiff limbed invasion that came on too fast

News reports are confused, talk of bandaged maniacs causing much ado

Slow moving menace that overwhelms the town, it's hopeless to fight now their claws are on you

Fear of fire – there's nothing you can do

Evils conspire – the jackal-headed god beckons you

Borne to the pyramids, no use to shout,

They can only speak in hieroglyphs

See the doors marked 'locals in', 'mummies out',

Oh dear god don't let it end like this

Production line of evil that pickles your skin

Conveyor belt of terror stuffs amulets in

Dehumanizing mummifying like a day spa gone wrong

Then they send you out a mummy to do evil carry-on