Put Your Clothes Back On

Put your clothes back on

I'd rather be alone

Your thing is all worn out

Now get on home

You've had too many lovers

They've worn off the hair

Now there ain't no way I'm goin' in there

Put your clothes on

And get on home

Should've never gone out

Should have never had a drink

Take that thing outside

it's startin' to stink

Your friends done told me

Where you have been

And I feel sorry

For all those men

Put your clothes back on baby

And get on home

Yeah get that thing away from me

It looks like something

Your dog would eat

Seen enough now set me free

I think that thing just barked at me

*BARK*

Early this morning it bit my leg

Oh little darling

Don't you make me beg

Put your clothes back on

And get on home

Oh shit I'm scared

I need medical care

I think three midgets just

Crawled out of there

I was fine before you came

Would you throw something over

That pitiful thing

Baby put your clothes back on

And get on home

Yeah

Put your clothes on

And get your booty back home

Go on