Caught

Hear about the president?

He used to smoke pot

He never broke the law

'Cause he never got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed

Junkie drug dealer

Does 50 years time

While the millionare murderer

Just pays a fine

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed

I'll pretend not to see

But you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent like you

So many stupid laws

Gonna have to break a few

Speed or run a red light

I might too

When the man pulls you over

Like it or not

You're just one of the many

Only you got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed

I'll pretend not to see

What you pretend you don't do

I'm innocent

Sign of the times, the ultimate crime

Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice, gonna do time

Guilty of being caught red handed