Scooter Blues

I've been feeling like a piece of rice paper

Think I'll move to an island and turn into vapor

Get a scooter and a house on a hill

Fish all day just to fill up the grill

Spend my mornings making chocolate milk and Eggos

My days at the beach, my nights stepping on Legos

Wave to the world, screaming, "Hasta luego"

Everybody back home will say, "Where the hell did he go?"

Gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away

Offer my heart up to the break and the sway

Wake up every day in the sun

Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run

Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store

When people say, "Are you him?" I'll say, "Not anymore"

With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away

I hear those islands calling my name

Since the first time I saw 'em, Lord, I ain't been the same

Maybe I'll end up in Chalong

Or over in Kata Not or up in Karon

Buy me a bar in Nakhon Si Thammarat

Learn how to kickbox so I don't get fat

And suck on some coconuts and play me some checkers

Lay on the beach 'til all my freckles connected

Gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away

Offer my heart up to the break and the sway

Wake up every day in the sun

Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run

Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store

People say, "Are you him?" I'll say, "Not anymore"

With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away

Oh, I'm gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away

Offer my heart up to the break and the sway

Wake up every day in the sun

Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run

Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store

When people say, "Are you him?" I'll say, "Not anymore"

With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away

With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away

Oh, no