Testify

Satan, eat my shorts!

I was a sinner, a real bad kid

What thou shalt not, I shalt did

Neighbours cat I tried to neuter

Took a whizz on the school computer

(He took a whizz, oh yes, he did!)

But now I've changed, you can't deny

Come on up and testify!

(Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!)

My hip's misbehavin'!

(Testify!)

Got a nicotine craving!

(Testify!)

There's a cramp in my glavin!

(Testify!, testify!)

(Testify!)

(Testify, testify)

(Come on up and testify)

(Bart's the boy of the hour)

(He's got the power!)

So raise your voice and don't be shy

Testi-, Testi-

Testify!

(Testify, testify, come on up and testify!)