Lavatory Love Machine (Acoustic Version)

Oh if only Brazil was not so far

Far away I would swim or walk or ride

But never ever fly

But all the noise of the maniacs there

The seat on my face it's worth to bear

But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory live machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

I'm at you disposal

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide

Wheeling junk along the aisle

Keep your seat belt fastened

You're whipping with an iron voice

You command

Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat

I realise the domina feels the same

And I reply... What about your pie?

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory live machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory love machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory love machine

Honey do you like the way I cream?!

Now if I gotta die

I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash

Let them know I've been alive

Till I made my final splash

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory live machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

Don't hear those scary noises

From the turbine when you scream