Kitty History

In a universe that's infinite

Like many theorize ours is

There are parallel worlds

Where every possibility lives

So a planet's somewhere out there

Their history the same as ours is written

The only difference is that everyone's a kitten

Kitty history just like ours

Kitty dinosaurs, to kitties driving cars

Kitty history somewhere in quantum space

Mathematically this had to take place

Kitty world wars and kitty mass graves

Kitty colonialism and kitty slaves

It's kitty history somewhere out in the stars!

Just like us, Kitty Colombus sailed until he saw land

But then quickly got off so he could poop in the sand

They formed the first kitty cities and kitty towns

Then they'd wake up at night just to run around

They had their own little kitty civil war

But found some string and forgot what they were fighting for

It's kitty history and it's just like ours!

Little Kitty JFK got killed by Kitty Lyndon Johnson and the CIA

Then Lyndon doubled down on Kitty Vietnam

And they bought more helicopters and kitty bombs

From a company where his wife was the main stockholder

And they made a kitty fortune 'fore the war was over

Kitty history, cuddly planet like ours!

A little kitty at the CIA

Who helped kill Kennedy in Dallas that day

Did so darn well that his career got a push

A kitty named George H. W. Bush

He's made CIA director and Vice President's next

All while getting Kitty Saudi Arabian checks

It's kitty history, kitty's taking charge!

Kitty Bush waits his turn to ascend to his throne

Gets his cronies in power, Kitty USA overthrown

The Kitty Saudis know how he can repay his debt

So he starts a war with Iraq, their number one threat

But Kitty Sadaam is not ejected

And the very next year, Kitty George isn't re-elected

Kitty history, kitties need a new star!

Kitty Bush gets his sons jobs as Governers

Then one steals the election for the other

New Kitty Bush has gotta finish the Saudi's mission

So he has a report made by a Commission

That says "To start a new war, as far as we can attest

You'd need a new Kitty Pearl Harbor" and we all know the rest

Kitty history exactly like ours!

Kitty history out in the spacetime loops

Kitty leaders and kitty banking groups

Kitty surveillance states

Kitty terrorists on kitty government pay

Kitty history, come on and sing!

Six kitty companies run everything

It's kitty history somewhere out in the stars!