Can't Be Trusted

I fucked two girls last night in the back of my car

You know I gotta have a lawn to fuck a retard

I did the space dance in his face, then forgot the name

Drifted here in a pond and I'm about to tip the pale

And we're back, with the crap

And it's about time we faced our fate

Hope you like the necklace, honey

You know I bought it with your money

And I can't be trusted

I said, no, I can't be trusted

'Cause I'm no jive

'Cause I'm no jive

It's all right

It's all right

And I can't be trusted

Blah, blah, blah

You're blabbing on and I just can't think

So I called your friend, ring-a-ding-ding

Asked me for words and I'm too simple

Feed you lines through your toothy pull

And we're back, on the track

We're doing what we're doing and we're never looking back

What you trying to do to me, woman?

You know I'm really good-looking

And I can't be trusted

I said, no, I can't be trusted

'Cause I'm no jive

'Cause I'm no jive

It's all right

It's all right

And I can't be trusted

All this time I've been living a lie

You don't know the real me

You can't tell if I'm who I say

Why don't you buy my new CD?

If you like it that way

A lot of fun when you can't be trusted

Please stay that way 'cause we're having fun

We've been known to do, do the do

The opposite, what you bet we'll do

Got a boy private, come on home

'Cause he knows he's not, he's not alone

He's not, he's not alone

He's not, he's not alone

He's not, he's not alone

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

And I can't be trusted

I can't be trusted

Trusted

I can't be trusted

Trusted

'Cause I'm no jive

'Cause I'm no jive

It's all right

It's all right

And I can't be trusted