Back in Los Angeles

Tipsy Topsy Turvy and the Kil-Mor Motel

Fred Fries at the Stand on One Leg

Arnold Shouldn'tberg's and the Choke Hut

And the Lonesome Clapping Seal

It's great to be back in Los Angeles

To drink a Mrs. Angry from the can

Arm in arm with the cast of Hags

I can't remember anything, anything at all

Say hello to the boys on Vandersnipe Boulevard

Bring a sandwich and a gun

Cause you never can tell

Which one you're gonna need

When the snakes descend

Put me down for skeleton removal

It's great to be back in Los Angeles

Where ladies wear hundred-gallon hats

Where your pals yell "hi! who are you?"

And smack you across the front door

I'm gonna swap out my brain

For a chrome raccoon

Like they did in that movie Chrome Raccoon

Get a finger massage and baby eyes

Count backwards from zero

Tipsy Topsy Turvy and the Kil-Mor Motel

Fred Fries at the Stand on One Leg

Fifty-Five Knives and the Crawl Space

And the Last Chance Muscle Pig

It's great to be back in Los Angeles

To drink a Mrs. Angry from the can

Arm in arm with the melting mob

I can't remember anything, anything at all

Arm in arm with a sobbing ghost

I can't remember anything, anything at all