Mr. Motivator

Repeat after me

I am I and I intend to go, go, go

Like Connor McGregor with a samurai sword on rollerblades

Like Vasyl Lomachenko after four pints of Gatorade

Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws grabbing Trump by the pussy

Like Delia Smith after ten Chardonnays making me a nice cookie

How d'you like them cliches?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

Yes you can

Woo-hoo!

I am I and I intend to go, go, go

Like Frida Kahlo painting of the poor on your fuck off wall

Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed listening to The Fall

Like Flava Flav in the club riding on the back of John Wayne

Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers with LeBron James

How'd you like them cliches?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

You can do it

Woo!

It's all about the confidence

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it