Me And My Chauffeur Blues

Won't you be my chauffeur?

Won't you be my chauffeur?

I wants him to drive me

I wants him to drive me downtown

Yes, he drives so easy

I can't turn him down

But I don't want him

But I don't want him

To be ridin' these girls

To be ridin' these girls around

So I'm gonna steal me a pistol

Shoot my chauffeur down

Well, I must buy him

Well, I must buy him

A brand new V8

A brand new V8 Ford

Then he won't need no passengers

I will be his load

Yeah, take it away

Going to let my chauffeur

Going to let my chauffeur

Drive me around the

Drive me around the world

Then he can be my little boy

Yes, I'll be his girl