You Want My Sister

I took you home to meet my family

You asked if you could stay the night

Honestly I would not have minded, no

'Til you gave my sister the eye

We sat for dinner 'round the table

Big mumma's famous shepherd's pie (big mumma)

I dropped my fork so went to find it, oh

Saw your hand on my sister's thigh

Oh I

Don't know why

I thought I was your mister

But you just want my sister

Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?

Now I know why you kissed her

When we played family Twister

Oh how awkward Christmas will be, for me

And now you're standing at the altar

You look so beautiful in white

But it's not me who's standing with ya, no

It's that backstabbing bitch sister of mine

Oh I

Don't know why

I thought I was your mister

But you just want my sister

Oh, why have you done this to me, baby?

Now I know why you kissed her

When we played family Twister

Oh, how awkward Christmas will be, for me