Trouble Man

Just when you thought you had the world on a string

Bad luck and trouble didn't mean a thing

Now you got the misery and worried mind

Just get your pencil out and jot me a line

I got the answer 'bout the things that you do

I'm qualified so 'bout what's trouble you

Just put your pen right in your tremblin' hand

Just call me up, 'cause I'm your trouble man, yeah

Trouble man can fix it now, if you ain't broke

I got the answer and it ain't no joke

Crimes of the heart and passion too

I'll tell you exactly what you got to do

1-800 On the trouble line

Call me up, honey, I got nothin' but time

I'm your trouble man, that's what I am

I'm your trouble man

Hmm, trouble man, that's what I am

I'm your trouble man, ow

Dedicate the matters of protocol

Financial matter, baby, that ain't all

Got what it takes to make you feel alright

Check out my column, baby, do it tonight

Your local paper's got my address and phone

Turn on the radio when you're all alone

We'll tell the world about your trouble and pain

We'll set 'em straight, 'cause I'm the trouble man

1-800 On the trouble line

Oh, honey, I got nothin' but time

I'm your trouble man, that's what I am

I'm your trouble man

Yeah, that's what I am, babe

I'm your trouble man

Now fix it, man