The Gospel Truth I / Main Titles - Hercules

(You go, girl)

We are the muses

Godesses of the arts and proclaimers of heros

Heros like Hercules

Honey, you mean Hunk-ules!

Whoo-hoo! I'd like to make some sweet music with this—

Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago

Ahh, yeah

Back when the world was new

And planet Earth was down on its luck

And everywhere, gigantic brutes called Titans ran amuck

It was a nasty place

There was a mess wherever you stepped

Where chaos raved, and earthquakes and volcanos never slept! (Whoo! Say it, girfriend!)

And then along came Zeus

He hurled his thunder bolt

He zapped, locked those suckers in a vault (they're trapped!)

And, on his own, stopped chaos in its tracks

And that's the gospel truth

The guy was too type A to just relax

And that's the world's first dish

(Yeah, baby!)

Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth

Though, honey, it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth

On Mt. Olympus, life was neat, and smooth as sweet vermouth

Ah!

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the gospel truth