Thirsty Ego Raps

Thirsty Ego Raps

Open Mike Eagle

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It's the return of the curmudgeon

We're all thirty-first cousins

Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't

The thirst kills

Thirst murders universal will

I'll be having to tell myself chill

That's just my ego talking

Thinks he's super hero awesome

Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything

My man Dave Gahan is in Depeche Mode

Used to have a crush on Michel'le from Death Row

This business is pop charts and who gets the top part

I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart

Yeah, and Jonathan Lipnicki

Madonna there's room on the ottoman sit with me

Bring me coconut water to swallow with this whiskey

And let's talk about the nada this positive shit gets me

This is my emotional ape face

I'm president of the rappers that don't condone date rape

I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools

And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules

It's harder than finding coal in a seafloor

Or feeding poor people through the hole in a screen door

Shout out to first dude who pissed in the wind before

And went in the woods despite the myth of Wendigo

I really wanna dress like Sun Ra

A mumran and dumb broad stalking the jungles of Punjab

My nickname is Lord Bravery

On voice memos that I tape record lazily

They be hatin' his brain

Cause they move with dumb words like ancient doorways can be

And thoughts that I'm great can pour limitless

I'm pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit

Trying not to have missteps in my catalog

Like Scott Hall burning Goldberg with a cattle prod

Analog Eagle, Joe Walsh bandanna on

Tag along here Dear, next stop Babylon

We can yell "Eye of the tiger" if he sees gazelle

Popular rap tropes he chose via Speak N' Spell

Track 3 on Dark Comedy