Happy Birthday To Me

I was having a good sleep in my car

In the parking lot of the Showboat Casino hotel

I say, "I remember you, you drive like a PTA mother"

You brought me draft beer in a plastic cup

I'm feeling thankful for the small things today

I'm feeling thankful for the small things today

Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

And to you

Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

And to you

I'm feeling thankful for the small things today

I'm feeling thankful for the small things today

I remember you, I crashed your wedding

With some orange crepe paper and some Halloween candy

Sometimes I wish I were Catholic, I don't know why

I guess I'm happy to see your face at a time like this

Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

And to you

Happy, Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

And to you

Happy Birthday baby, to me

Happy Birthday, to me

Happy Birthday, to me

Happy Birthday, to me