Ugly Twin (I've Got)

You know I've got an ugly twin

He looks just like me, he's got a stupid grin

He always follows me, he knows where I've been

When he's around you know I just can't win

I've got a nasty twin

Follows me to town on his stupid Schwinn

He looks just like me, he's got a stupid grin

Yeah I think he knows, he's my ugly twin

He's my ugly twin

My ugly twin - how does that make you feel?

I'm sure mad at my ugly twin - and he sure knows it too

I just don't know why I always feel so black and blue

Every time he comes around, I don't know what to do

My ugly twin - he just doesn't like you, or me, or anyone

He's my ugly twin

Oh, oh, oh, my ugly twin

Can't win, and I can't play on the same field as him

He's always in the car with me, and writing my name on the wall

He thinks he's so hot, but he's not, I know he's not

One day he blamed me when they caught him with pot

But it wasn't me, and he likes all the same teams as me

No it's not fair, but I don't care

It's not fair but I don't care

I know it's not fair

I should've been born alone