Lost

Guys!

We just exploded a bus

Yep

That was being attacked, by demon triplet math teachers

Oh Yeah

Is the whole trip going to be like this?

I hope so

Hades is sending his monsters after us, we're doing something right

All our food was in there,

All our clothes were in there,

ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE!!!

Sit tight

Look, I made an itinerary for any

Adversary drawn from the quests of heroes past

It's right here in my pocket!

It's where in your pocket?

Oops it got busted in the blast

What did it day?

Take that bus,

To Los Angles

We're not on the bus

I know

To Los Angeles,

WE BLEW UP THE BUS!

I know

To Los Angeles,

So what are we supposed to do?

Wait for another bus?

What if we blow up that one too?!

We're lost in the woods,

Somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

We're lost, and it's cold, and it won't stop raining

Let's just go

No not that way!

No backup plan

No food

No phone

No adult supervision!

We're lost in the woods

And we'll never leave New Jersey, If none of us are making a decision!

It's not safe to stay out here in the

Open, When monsters are hoping to eat us alive

How do they know where we are when we

Don't even know? How are we gonna survive?

It's your smell

I don't smell

Dude like listen please, Half-Bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's

We smell?

Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese

So hopefully they just ate

Fantastic gang, well, I don't wanna die in the garden state!

We're lost in the woods,

Somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to L.A.

We're lost, and it's dark,

AND I THINK THAT SOMETHING'S

MOVING! And I think it's coming this way!

Is it a monster?

It's a squirrel!

*Chittering*

Dude, are you talking to a Sqirrel?

Satyr powers, be nice

This squirrel knows every corner of the woods, maybe he can help us

Really? 'Cause I think that seems kinda nuts

You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry

I am not saying sorry to a squirrel

He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry Percy

Okay, okay. I am sorry

What's he saying?

He says he knows where we are!

Where are we?

He says, we're lost in the woods,

Somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

Thanks Buddy!

I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me

I'm getting that too

Hungry monster on the ground

Angry gods are in the sky

No safe places to be found

Wanna run, wanna cry!

Can't go back to any home

Camp is way too far away

Can't protect my only friends

No place to go

No place to stay

We're lost in the world and the world is

Freaking awful, and we're never gonna make it to LA

We're lost

We're just kids

We're alone

This is impossible!

Who put the fate of the world in the hands of

Three unprepared scared Half-Bloods. IT'S CRAZY!

So pick a direction

It's your quest

A direction?

We trust you

A direction

A direction.

A direction!

Whatever you decide

Whatever I decide

Whatever, dude, decide!

There! I have a good feeling about there!

Children come inside