A Better Tomorrow

When life is rough

Sometimes all you need's a helping hand

From a giant company that can change the weather and move land

I'll rescue worlds like the IPC just rescued mine

It's time to prove myself

Now is my moment to shine

The bosses say this planet's in some trouble

An asteroid nearby has gone astray

Well then, it's time for us to get there on the double

So we can do what we do best

Snatch the danger away!

Let's make the world a better place

I'll be the one to save them all

Flying through space

Bringing peace from far away

It's just like the bosses always say

"We're gonna build better tomorrows today!"

I'm moving up

And our stocks do well when I do good

Some people don't want our help

But clearly we're misunderstood

And now the bosses say this planet's sun has faded

They also say it's rich in gasoline

Well, to be honest, I don't see how that's related

But I won't let these people freeze

While I'm on the scene!

Let's make the world a better place

I'll be the one to save them all

Flying through space

Bringing peace from far away

It's just like the bosses always say

"We're gonna build better tomorrows today!"

Our shareholder value's getting higher

So what's this sinking feeling in my chest?

We even took all of another planet's tires?

I wonder what it's for... (Hey, why's it so dark?)

Was this the point of all our expeditions?

A giant drill that's aimed right at the sun?

I guess the IPC thinks that I'm a moron

I'd better move before it kills everyone!

Let's make the world a better place

Not shoot a drill straight through the sun and into their face

We bring peace from far away!

Not just make the average people pay

(Also why is it so BIG?)

Who cares if they have debt

That mining the iron from a star will somehow collect?

This is clearly not okay

It's not what we mean when we say

"We're gonna build better tomorrows today!"