Mastercutor

Welcome Back Everybody

Have You Missed Us

Well, Tonight We Bring You

More Of The Same

Our Special Guest Tonight Is

Chainsaw Eddy

And Our Surprise Spot Is

Dismemberment

Don't Forget:

You Have To Be In It To Kill It

And Your Host Tonight Is:

The Mastercutor

Wheel Of Fortune Turned To Terror

Jeopardy Was Bastardised

The Arena Of Big Brother

Roman Games Disqualified

B. Stars In The Jungle

Eating Bugs And Shit

Watching Egos Crumble

Golden Bullets Hit

Mastercutor's Ready

Axeman's Coming Down

Gallows Hanging Steady

Claim The Winner's Crown

Rolling Diamonds Feed Your Pleasure

Frenzied Sick Man's Appetite

Kill Your Friends To Find The Treasure

Desperate Wide-Eyed Sacrifice

B. Stars In The Jungle, ...

Mastercutor's Ready, ...