Freak Like Me

My love is a bad idea

A drunk conversation

Actin' without hesitation

My love is a real bad seed

A vicious dom

Holds my hair back when I have to vomit

All I ever needed

Is a fat paycheck, two Xanax, deus ex machina

All I ever needed

Are some handcuffs in the passenger seat

I kick back like there's no tomorrow

I beg, steal or borrow

I let it all hang free

'Cause you're a freak like me

I know even I get carried away

But I'ma lock it down someday

'Cause it's plain to see

You're a freak like me

My love is a split-level home

A brick through a broken window

A real sordid sideshow feature

My love is a skin-tight suit

A tattered overcoat with steel-toed combat boots

All I ever needed

Is a TV set in 3D technicolor dreamin'

All I ever needed

Is a lukewarm room, two pillows, sheets, some muffled screaming

I kick back like there's no tomorrow

I beg, steal or borrow

I let it all hang free

'Cause you're a freak like me

Baby, I got your heart in a chokehold

Now there's nowhere to go

'Cause it's plain to see

That you're a freak like me

You're a freak like me

You're a freak like me