Ziltoidian Empire

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind

We are human beings

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind

We are human beings

What will we find, when we all will die?

All the searching leads to you

Collective, this is Commander Ziltoid the Omniscient reporting

Greetings, Ziltoid, what is that strange creature?

Oh, this little thing? Yes they call it a Poozer

From the planet Titan? You must take it back

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind

We are human beings

(Calling on the Earth's core) part of the mind

We are human beings

Where do we find the human soul?

All the searching leads to you!

(I've grown over, I roll over)

(I've grown over, I roll over)

I crawl over my life of honour

All these children, entitled horrors

Meanwhile, far across the solar system

Queen Blattaria, A War Princess and the mother of the Poozers

Realizes that one of her children has gone missing

Oh no, where is my Poozer?

The plot thickens

I am nowhere, I am no one

I am nowhere, I am no one

I am nowhere, I am no one

Commander, are you sure that the War Princess

Does not suspect it was you who abducted her Poozer?

Oh yes, absolutely Collective, indeed

You should have seen me

I was in and out like the wind, Indeed

She shall never suspect a thing

We hope so, for your sake

We cannot risk intergalactic war with Titan

Where is the Poozer now?

Up to this point, Ziltoid has had his back turned to the Poozer

But he makes a break for it

Quickly Ziltoid, show us the Poozer

Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye on him

(We are all in line and we are all prepared to die)

Gadzooks, He's gone

(We are all in line and we are)

Through the cold abyss of space, the little Poozer races home

(We are all in line and we are)

Collective, I'm sure that he was right here, computer

(Commander?) Please tell me where the Poozer is now

Current location of the Poozer, directly through the wormhole

Hmmmm, well, poop

Through the wormhole, the Poozer has arrived back on Titan

He reports to his mother, the War Princess

What he has seen, and that it was Ziltoid who had abducted him

Now the War Princess is a beautiful, vain, and rather grumpy creature

She lusts for power

And though she is the mother of countless Poozers

Her vanity has made her rather revolted by these "children" of hers

She is devious and knows that she can utilize their blind

Love and devotion to create a formidable army