Scores for Porn

Radio's a public toilet

A funeral for a friend

Wash your mouth out then puke

And wash it out again

Scores for porn in short

Is audio intercourse

A stereophonic orgasmic

Lust for passion

Slide it in, grease that pig

And fuck to a different tune

Radio is a pool of urine

A gallon down your throat

Anesthetized in sadness

I've got the antidote

The answer is so surreal

Press play and just sit back

High infidelity

Aural aphrodisiac

Pillow talk pillow talk

Mattress rock

Seduction in the key of love

Pillow talk pillow talk

Mattress rock

Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in

Grease that pig

Slide it in

Grease that pig

Why won't you send me

Baby send me

Your dirty sheets

Why won't you send me

Baby send me

Your dirty sheets

It feels eternal

Feels like a lifetime

Since I have been inside you

It feels eternal

Feels like a lifetime

Since I have been inside you

There's only one way to get what you want

And that's to get it

There's only one way to get what you want

And that's to get it

There's only one way to get what you want

And that's to get it

The right direction

There's only one way to get what you want

And that's to get it

Slide it in

Grease that pig

Slide it in

Grease that pig