Would That Not Be Nice

At night I wonder, how do I swing this?

I'm gonna be up for a long while

Cause I gotta know it

Know it tonight

Cause if I did, would that not be nice?

I wish that I was

In Minneapolis

Like Barbarita and Cleopatra

Up on her throne

Come Cleopatra

Come come back home

I'll be here waiting with basmati rice

And can you tell me now, would that not be nice?

You're so destructive

Alien and deranged

Sometimes I wish that you were just strange

I must admit it, that sounds alright

And if you were, would that not be nice?

You got a gothic, Candelabra

From california

And if you light it

You set the room up with flickering light

And if you did, would that not be nice?

Would that not be nice?