Devil's Food

I'd rather choose my soul to lose

Than leave around just one confused and lose desire

Don't know if I'll ever learn

Can't wait 'til I get my turn

To burn in the infernal hell fire

I'm waiting for my last drive

While the bugle of my backside blows a losing beat

Hope I don't run out of gas

Bet my sacrilicious ass

Ain't nothing down there that scares me

Oh yeah, and you know

I'm in league with Satan, and you know

There can't be no debating my hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm evil, yeah, and I run free

There's molten lead in me, so let's get the hell

Got the goods, brother, bring it on

My mother done, brought me up wrong

And you can use my dick for a walkin' stick as well

Oh yeah, and you know

I'm in league with Satan, and you know

There can't be no debating my hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm on a hell-bound trail

Born with a tail, alright

It's time to fly the finger, yeah

That middle digit brings your point and it drives it home

On my head, there's no crown of thorns

This evil scalp has earned its horns

I'm on a high-flying time with your mom before I go

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know

I'm in league with Satan, and you know

There can't be no debating my hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm on a hell-bound trail

Born with a tail